Live Site Roast

See what your website is actually doing to your business.

Paste any URL. Get a real Google Lighthouse audit — performance, accessibility, SEO, and best practices — with a screenshot of what visitors actually see. No signup. No email. Just the truth.

How it works

Real data. Not a quiz.

01

You enter a URL. We send it to the Google PageSpeed Insights API — the same engine Chrome DevTools uses.

02

Google runs a full Lighthouse audit: page load, render blocking, image optimization, SEO structure, accessibility, mobile readiness.

03

We translate the raw data into a clear verdict with specific scores, a screenshot, the biggest drag factors, and a recommended fix path.

Why this matters

Every second of load time costs you money.

53%

of mobile visitors leave if a page takes longer than 3 seconds to load.

88%

of online buyers won't return to a site after a bad experience.

70%

of small business websites score below 50 on mobile performance.

Go deeper

Want a human reading — not just a score?

The roast shows the numbers. The free audit shows what they mean for your specific business, buyers, and revenue.